This hoodie carries a dry, cheeky sense of humor that lands best on relaxed weekends and backyard hangs. The soft midweight fabric feels like a familiar layer—warm without being heavy—while the dropped shoulders and classic cut keep movement easy. On the back, bold stacked typography starts with ‘I'M A GROWN MAN I DO WHAT I WANT’ with a playful correction in red beneath: ‘MY WIFE WANTS.’ It reads like an inside joke shared between partners, a wink that sparks conversation and laughter. Wear it to chores, casual date nights, or while lounging at home to signal both confidence and affection. The pouch pocket keeps hands warm and small essentials close. Thoughtful production choices—OEKO-TEX certification and fair-labor partnerships—let the wearer enjoy comfort with a quieter conscience.
Product features - 2-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and clean structure - Relaxed dropped shoulders for easy, casual fit - Large pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage - Midweight 80% ring-spun cotton blend with 100% cotton face (weight ~8.4 oz/yd²) - OEKO-TEX certified and manufactured in FLA/WRAP-partnered facilities
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
